Charlie Eats

The first thing I am going to review is a random, little read blog hosted on this site called "Charlie Eats." Now, while I admire the author's attempt to bring a fresh perspective to the aging and elitist profession of food criticism, I do say he was quite lazy. What happened to all of October? Were you not eating, Charlie? Were you too busy eating to type a little bit every now and then? How about sprinkling some healthy balance into your life? A little food, a little blogging.

Also, you never ever gave anything a bad review. How can you be a critic if you like everything? Who are you, Spongebob? Everyone dislikes something, unless of course you're a chipper sea sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom. Get your act together. You call yourself a critic, I call you a yes man.



I give the blog "Charlie Eats" a 4 out of 10: it had it's moments, but it was less a blog and more a bi-weekly love letter to some random restaurant.