Thursday, February 5, 2009

Treadmills

Advantages of running on a treadmill:

1) You know exactly how short of a distance you would be able to run from someone trying to kill you and / or from the police before getting winded and being caught.

2) You can watch TV while running.

Disadvantages:

1) You feel like you're a hamster.



Despite recently emerging photographic evidence, I am not a hamster, and I refuse to be treated like one. I won't even give them a ranking out of ten, I simply declare: Treadmills are bullshit.

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